Staff Holiday Party

I wouldn't touch you with a twenty-eight-and-a-half foot pole

I wouldn't touch you with a forty-nine-and-a-half foot pole

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-eight-and-a-half foot pole

Later we'll have some pumpkin pie, and we'll do some caroling

Later we'll have some apple pie, and we'll do some caroling

Later we'll have some pumpkin pie, and we'll do some singing

Later we'll have some pecan pie, and we'll do some caroling

Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your hoof, jingle around the clock

Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet, jingle around the clock

Giddy-up jingle donkey, pick up your feet, jingle around the clock

Giddy-up jingle moose, pick up your feet, jingle around the clock

Won't you fly my sleigh tonight

Won't you guide my way tonight

Won't you ride my sleigh tonight

Won't you guide my sleigh tonight

He's checking it twice

He's checking it thrice

She's checking it twice

He's checking it once

laugh and sing

play and laugh

clap and play

laugh and play

To hear silver bells in the snow

To hear sleigh bells in the snow

To hear reindeers in the snow

To hear Santa's sleigh in the snow

Take a look at the three and six

Take a look at the five and ten

Take a look at the four and eight

Take a look at the six and twelve

Ten lords a leaping, nine maids a dancing, eight ladies milking

ten maids a leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight lords a milking

ten lords a leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a milking

ten ladies leaping, nine lords a dancing, eight maids a milking