At least some of the Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure script

Hi. Welcome to

San ​ (a)   , ​ (b)   , ​ (c)  

And I'm telling you, It's (a)   here.

The air ​ (a)   , The water's ​ (b)  

Even the dirt is _____

Bowling averages are ​ (a)   , Mini-golf scores are ​ (b)  

And we have more ​ (a)   water slides than any ​ (b)   we ​ (c)   with

I'm telling you this place is

But it almost

You see, 700 years ago, the two
great ones ran into a few problems.