Reindeer Games

They never let poor Rudolph play in any reindeer games

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen

Had a very shiny nose

You would even say it glows

Every couple tries to stop

At the Christmas party hop

Deck the halls with boughs of holly

Everyone dancin' merrily

You better not cry

I'm telling you why

You better not pout

He's making a list

I don't care about the presents

More than you could ever know

There is just one thing I need

Underneath the Christmas tree

You got termites in your smile

Mr. Grinch you're a bad banana

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You really are a heel

With a corncob pipe and a button nose

He began to dance around

was a jolly happy soul

Just the same as you and me

Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' feet

To go glidin' in a one-horse sleigh

What a bright time, it's the right time

Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring

All I want for Christmas is a rock and roll electric guitar

Run, run Rudolph 'cause I'm reelin' like a merry-go-round

Run, run Rudolph, Santa's got to make it to town

Santa make him hurry, tell him he can take the freeway down

Want a plane that loops the loop

We can hardly stand the wait

We've been good, but we can't last

Time for toys and time for cheer

Out jumps good old Santa Claus

Down to the chimney with the good St. Nick

Down through the chimney with lots of toys

All part of a little ones with Christmas joys