The joke quiz

Why did the boy bury his flashlight?

How do we know that the ocean is friendly?

What do you call security guards working outside samsung shops ???

A group of campers have been on vacation so long, that they've forgotten the day of the week. The following conversation ensues.

Darryl: What's the day? I don't think it is Thursday, Friday or Saturday.

Tracy: Well that doesn't narrow it down much. Yesterday was Sunday.

Melissa: Yesterday wasn't Sunday, tomorrow is Sunday.

Ben: The day after tomorrow is Saturday.

Adrienne: The day before yesterday was Thursday.

Susie: Tomorrow is Saturday.

David: I know that the day after tomorrow is not Friday.

If only one person's statement is true, what day of the week is it?

What do you get if you put a radio on the fridge?

What Animal Can You Never Trust With Your Homework?

What Kind Of Car Does Mickey Wife Drives?

What Superhero Is Good At Baseball?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Think carefully.

What flies without wings?

Hint is in the photo.

I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?