Would you rather ...

Be covered in Fur

Covered in Scales

Always be 10 Minutes late

Always be 20 minutes early

Have all traffic lights you approach be green

Never have to stand in line ever again

be able to see 10 minutes into your own future

be able to see 10 minutes into the future of anyone but yourself

be able to control animals with your mind

be able to control all electronics with your mind

Donkey

Giraffe

Have skin that changes color based on your emotions

Tattoos that appear all over your body depicting what you did yesterday

Have unlimited international first class tickets

Never have to pay for food at restaurants

The Joker

Batman

A survival reality show

A dating game show